Will I Go From Rags To Riches And Date The Most Perfect Girl I’ve Witnessed!?

By admin · 1 Comment · January 25th, 2012

- Hottest high school girl in our town – Smoking hot body like literally not too big of boobies or butt, not small. Just Rockin’ No stretch marks and has an amazing tan skin and her body in bikini is Earth-STOPPING – Beautiful face and skin – Incredibly popular, literally she knows everyone from diff. high schools to colleges and all kinds of people from the city and everyone likes her. She literally have no enemies or haters. – Super nice, sweet, funny, smart, caring, generous, …etc… – Blonde hair (Hispanic) – Extremely white and straight and beautiful teeth and smile. – Dresses stunning every time and knows how to combine her style. – Her voice is the sexiest and her spanish is WOW! not to mention english! – She Dances, makes movies, cheerleader, community service, she does everything I love to do as well. – She has lots of guy friends (YES! I”M JELOUS AS HELL) and has tons of chick friends, she goes out like everyday with her friends to fancy restaurants, gym, mall, DOUBLE-DATES, etc.. – She is young (17), wild, and free, her dad has a restaurant and he is very nice to our family – My family knows her family and they seem to be happy people by their energy, mutual understanding, their tone of voice, their friendliness. -Straight A+ student – Her eyes are to die for as well as her eye brows – Soft skin and hair, she exercises, drinks water (smartwater), and is a healthy eater – She is not shy and not a rebel either – I literally could go on forever about deeper stuff like her perfect height [NOT SHORT BUT NOT TALLER THAN ME], feet, nose, handwriting, smell, clothes, variety of taste in music, social skills, literally. WOW! now in every other story the girl is hot but not perfect not as smart, I could NOT STRESS IT ENOUGH how diffrent and non-typical she is from any other female in the world. NOW I BELIEVE I’M ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW MALE TEENAGERS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF GOING OUT WITH HER! MY GOAL IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS IS TO TAKE HER TO PROM! BUT I’M PROBABLY JUST A DREAMER AND WILL BE MISERABLE THE REST OF MY LIFE! EVERYONE SAYS THERE IS A LOT OF FISH IN THE SEA! THE TRUTH IS THAT F*CK THE SEA! SHE IS MI SIRENA DEL OCEANO BABY!

gadget blog post about massage

By postlinks · No Comments · January 25th, 2012

There is nothing quite like having a nice neck massage after a long, hard day at work. If you happen to be single and don’t have a partner to do the massaging on your behalf, fret not. Never mind if you’re a geek ‘ the USB Massage Scarf is here to help. This multi-purpose USB neck massager is in the form of a scarf to be worn around your neck which is able to keep your neck warm as well as giving you a good massage to release your tense muscles. Use it on your neck, shoulders, thighs or waist to massage gadget, relieve pain, improve sleep quality, improves blood circulation and overall health. It retails for $11.69 a pop, and ought to make everyone who is tense at the office (due to work pressures) be your best friend as they recline in your easy chair while getting a royal treatment.

I’ve been wary of any ‘vibrating massage’ devices ever since the beating I received after rummaging through my parents’ closet as a child, but I’m willing to check out the USB Massage Scarf because of one amazing component: ‘high energy particles’. That and the amazing email pitch that landed in my inbox today: ‘Dear editors, The gadget I recommend today is surely a revolutionary tech item and will capture everyone’s eyeball closely.’ Who could resist?

Actually, the pitch is so good, here is the rest of it, for your information gathering pleasure:The scarf features high-energy particles with warm and wind-proof cloth, which is pretty suitable for wearing during cold days. Most importantly, it is USB powered (not like battery operated massager) and hand washable, which makes it an ideal companion at work, on the train or in the comfort of your own living room!The Massage Scarf is scary enough, a kind of plushie Ouroboros, the snake that swallows its own tail. Read further into the description, though, and it starts to look suspiciously like the personal massagers bought surreptitiously from mail-order catalog by 1960s housewives, which was a total massage creep for them. Witness it stealthily slipping downwards, as it can be used on your ‘neck, shoulders, thighs or waist’. From there you can ‘get into relaxation mode’ with the ‘adjustable vibration level’ which ‘improves blood circulation’ and will ‘release your tense muscles’.Tempted? We are. The USB ’scarf’ will cost just ‘7.91 ($11.83) in currency, and a lifetime of shame and ridicule should you ever be caught using it.

For Men: How Would You Rate Miley Cyrus In A Bikini?

By admin · 2 Comments · January 25th, 2012

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/10/15/…

She has a really nice body. Selena Gomez and Kristin Stewart are kind of abnormally skinny. Like Kristen Stewart–that’s weird to have no thighs. I don’t think Miley Cyrus is a natural beauty–she looks good because she is rich. I’m glad she has a boyfriend who hopefully is enjoying her privates.

Why Is Japan So Obsessed With Cuteness?

By admin · 4 Comments · January 25th, 2012

So, I was in Japan for a year on a student exchange program and I can’t say that I wasn’t more than a little stumped at the massive amount of cuteness everywhere. Literally the first ‘Welcome to Japan’ sign I saw had an anime girl in a bikini on it. You probably all know what I’m referring to in this question; the high-pitched girl voices, pig-tails on teenagers, childish accessories (I’m talking massive ribbons and frilly socks), Loli cosplay, anime on nearly every channel and product, immensely cute stationary and candy, ect. Seriously, even my phone bill had cute cartoon on it.
So what’s the deal, is this just a trend that totally blew up out of no-where…or is there some kind of influence? Thanks everyone for your answers ^_^
P.S: I mean no offence what so ever, I know this doesn’t refer to all parts of Japan. I’m just curious <:)

I Bought A Bikini The Size Of 5 Cents Stamp, But My Mom Won’t Approve Of It, Should I Buy A 40 Cent Stamp One?

By admin · 11 Comments · January 24th, 2012

You should buy a bathing suit your parents approve of.

How Much Weight Do I Need To Lose To Look Good In A Bikini?

By admin · 5 Comments · January 24th, 2012

im 5′4-5′5 ish and i weigh 175 pounds. all of my cousins and friends wear bikinis and i wear a tankini and board shorts to cover myself and im sick of it so im trying to lose weight. my mom said we could get a gym membership, so what do you recommend i work on there? also, what foods should i try to eat? is eating plain baked potatoes and corn and chicken with water good?

Should I Eat At The Krusty Krab?

By admin · 6 Comments · January 23rd, 2012

I heard that it is very unhealthy, but my buddies say the fry cook is the best in all of Bikini Bottom!
Would I get more for my money if I ate at the Shell Shack instead?

Really Wierd Dream About My Twin Brother. What Does It Mean?

By admin · 5 Comments · January 23rd, 2012

Okay I need a little help interpreting this insanely weird dream I had past night.   I have a lot of freaky dreams, but this one was insane.  Here’s what happened in it:
Okay so my family was at the beach in Carlsbad in the summer (I have a Mom, Dad, and a twin brother Cody.). It was really warm, so I was in a bikini and Cody was wearing swim trunks. So our parents where a ways off,  and me and him where at the tide pool section of the beach, you know the really rocky area?    Anyway,  so I dreamt that a giant wave (like tsunami size) came and swept both of us out.   
 Next thing I know, we are on the beach again, but this time their was no one else on the beach but us.   And than I realize something really freaky:   We were naked!   I could see his penis and everything!
He seemed oblivious to our lack of clothing, and just started panicking.   He said something like “Where is everybody?” and I kept telling him something like “I don’t know.    More importantly, why are we naked?”  That was the weirdest part because he didn’t make an effort to cover up himself.   It was weird.   Than another giant wave came and the dream ended.
This has really been troubling me and I haven’t been able to look Cody in the eye all day.   Any ideas on why it happened?   Does it mean anything?    Any ideas from dream experts and just normal people I would to hear.   Thanks.

Why Are My Boobs So Small?

By admin · 4 Comments · January 23rd, 2012

Im going to be 16 in a month and my boobs are almost nonexistent! I am 5′8″ and 135 pounds and i wear a 32A. I absolutely hate having small boobs! It’s not just so guys will pay more attention, but when I wear a bikini my body looks disproportionate because they are so small and i don’t fill out shirts right. All of my friends have at least a 36B so I’m lagging here. My mom was a D and my grandma’s a C. But then on my dads side my one aunt has 32B im pretty sure. I really hope I don’t take after her, but my question is, is there still hope? It’s not like im stick thin, i have lots of curves haha (just a little extra info)

Mormon Neighbors Yell At My Mom?

By admin · 17 Comments · January 23rd, 2012

My mom likes to tan in her bikini in our back yard, and she does it year round because we live in california. We have mormon neighbors, and they always call the cops on us for ‘indecent exposure.” because my mom tans in a swimsuit in OUR backyard. Is it fair for them to call the cops? I know that the mormon religion believes in modesty, but isn’t it our decision what to wear in our own home? Our backyards are separated by a very tall stone fence, and the only way to see into our backyard would be for them to look through an upstairs window in their house. Shouldn’t my mom be able to tan in privacy, and where she wants in our own property?